Tucker Carlson wants to tell you something

Fox News celebrity Tucker Carlson swears that he would never judge anyone by the colour of their skin. Not really.

Having gone on record too many times to count, Carlson accused Black Lives Matter advocates of being a ‘mob’ and pointed out that immigrants make this country ‘dirtier.’ But exceeding…

Since when were intelligence and leadership ever prerequisites for public office?

When BARBIE© hit the market in 1959, she cost $3. But don’t be fooled by the low sticker price. Adjusted for inflation, that’s $29 in 2020.

Which reminds me.

The SDNY has been making some threatening noises about a certain other Barbie’s inflated invoices to her Daddy’s GREAT AMERICA SUPER-PAC…

I’ll admit to creep-stalking my Ex on Facebook.

When she came back into my head, I decided to use the memories as model for the protagonist in one of my novels-in-progress and, as characters often do, she literally wrote herself into the story. I always Google the names of potential…

Yet another doomsayer

There’s no other way to interpret that ominous red button

I swore that I’d NOT write any more articles about Medium because I suspect it’s getting me blacklisted. Haven’t had a distributed article since I criticized the MWC. But hey, a writer’s gotta do what a writer’s gotta do. Right?

That’s not a pun.

To prove that I’m not throwing…

It‘s older than Pornhub

Author’s Warning: This essay contains content and images that may be offensive to some readers.

Before humankind turned to science to explain the wonders of the universe, it relied on mythology and its consort, religion, to make sense of what were mostly natural phenomena. The primary, universal phenomenon was the…

It’s been with us forever

Author’s Warning: This essay contains content and images that may be offensive to some readers.

Being an ex-pat living in the Mediterranean has its perks, especially if you love the fine arts as I do. Proximity to massive museum collections within walking distance of my home is absolute paradise, not…

Humour

Haven’t we already enough quack doctors in government?

The idea that Kyle Rittenhouse may run for a seat in Congress gives most right-thinking folks the jitters. Even worse, in America, where there’s never any bottom, the infamous tele-physician Doctor Oz wants to represent Pennsylvanians in Congress. America’s alternate-president will soon confer his coveted nihil obstat.

If you thought…

My calico has a flashlight in her head

Back in the day, there was a fellow called Jimmy Di Corpo, better known as “The Corpse.” He was older than my dad.

We called him “The Corpse” because he was supposed to have died three times.

The first time was as a young Canadian soldier wounded in the culo

Francesco Rizzuto

Everyone’s favourite Emmanuel Goldstein. Lives in LaLaLand. Chills at www.francescorizzuto.com

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