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Who Pushed Ivana Down The Stairs?

A lesson in revenge for patient ex-husbands — It’s anybody’s guess whether or not Jared will someday push Ivanka down the stairs. As per custom, the Trumps instruct Americans on how to live. In a society predicated on racism and greed, the “good life” means having to step over people, sometimes over their dead bodies. Melania, please take…

Politics

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Who Pushed Ivana Down The Stairs?
Who Pushed Ivana Down The Stairs?

Published in Politically Speaking

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Dear White People…

Tucker Carlson wants to tell you something — Fox News celebrity Tucker Carlson swears that he would never judge anyone by the colour of their skin. Not really. Having gone on record too many times to count, Carlson accused Black Lives Matter advocates of being a ‘mob’ and pointed out that immigrants make this country ‘dirtier.’ But exceeding…

Politics

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Dear White People…
Dear White People…

Published in Politically Speaking

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BARBIE© for President

Since when were intelligence and leadership ever prerequisites for public office? — When BARBIE© hit the market in 1959, she cost $3. But don’t be fooled by the low sticker price. Adjusted for inflation, that’s $29 in 2020. Which reminds me. The SDNY has been making some threatening noises about a certain other Barbie’s inflated invoices to her Daddy’s GREAT AMERICA SUPER-PAC…

Politics

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BARBIE FOR PRESIDENT
BARBIE FOR PRESIDENT

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·1 day ago

Idiot of the Week for August 15, 2022

An eyeful for Mitch McConnell, never a penny for us plebes — It goes without saying that America’s is a single party system characterized by dozens of mentally ill sociopaths elected to public office by over 73 million morons. We all know about the Republican Party. Heck, the whole world knows. The intrepid Mike Weisser calls it the POS/GOP (Piece of Shit…

Krysten Sinema

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Idiot of the Week for August 15, 2022
Idiot of the Week for August 15, 2022

Published in Misogyny Central

·4 days ago

Idiots In And Out Of Congress

The Boeberts are wonderful role models — If you’ve ever wondered how Lauren “Gunbunny” Boebert (R-Col) ever got elected to public office, thank the 73 million morons who think that she and her hubby are great role models. It’s bad enough that 55% of American white women voted Trump in 2020 but at least the…

Politics

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Idiots In And Out Of Congress
Idiots In And Out Of Congress

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·5 days ago

Are You Saved?

Join our Order…We’re really open-minded and friendly — “We came in like lambs and will rule like wolves.” — Francesco Borgia (1510–72), Third Jesuit Superior General. I attended an all-male Christian Brothers school where teenagers were stripped naked and lashed by drooling middle-aged perverts with a wicked hardwood paddle. It was a homoerotic nightmare. These days, I’m debating…

Politics

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Are You Saved?
Are You Saved?

Published in Misogyny Central

·Aug 11

America’s Ugliest Love Child

We unleashed a monster worse than Frankenstein — It’s the metaphorical sequel to Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein. The January Sixth Committee aired a video showed a terrified Senator Josh Hawley (R-Missouri) fleeing the Capitol after encouraging an angry MAGA mob to attack Congress and hang VP Pence. To suggest that American politics is dominated by mentally ill sociopaths is…

Monsters

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America’s Ugliest Love Child
America’s Ugliest Love Child

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·Aug 9

Idiot Of The Week For August 8, 2022

You’ve already guessed this week’s winner — Misogyny Central just can’t resist sticking its oar into turbulent waters. After all, is there any writer on social media who hasn’t mentioned Britney Griner? Not to be left behind, our coveted Idiot of the Week Award goes to the finest example of American “exceptionalism.” Exceptionally stupid. There’s…

Britney Griner

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Idiot Of The Week For August 8, 2022
Idiot Of The Week For August 8, 2022

Published in Misogyny Central

·Aug 5

Virginia Roberts Giuffre For President

Stick with me and I’ll explain why — Misogyny Central fans were appalled when I nominated Liz Cheney for President in 2024. Never mind her ultra-conservative views and commitment to big business and the military. It’s her despicable Daddy — a millstone around her neck that Liz shares with Barbie (AKA Ivanka) — that annoys readers most. A…

Elections

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Virginia Roberts Giuffre For President
Virginia Roberts Giuffre For President

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·Aug 4

America’s Most Dangerous Boogey-person

Pushing the world toward nuclear holocaust — The boogeypersons on the outside (net worth: incalculable) want to incinerate the world, while the boogeyperson in the middle (net worth: $120 million) offers thoughts and prayers. So, let’s take this apart… World one step from `nuclear annihilation,' UN chief warns UNITED NATIONS (AP) - Secretary-General Antonio Guterres sounded the alarm over the war in Ukraine, nuclear threats in…apnews.com

Nancy Pelosi

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America’s Most Dangerous Boogey-person
America’s Most Dangerous Boogey-person
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