Published in Politically Speaking·PinnedDear White People…Tucker Carlson wants to tell you something — Fox News celebrity Tucker Carlson swears that he would never judge anyone by the colour of their skin. Not really. Having gone on record too many times to count, Carlson accused Black Lives Matter advocates of being a ‘mob’ and pointed out that immigrants make this country ‘dirtier.’ But exceeding…Politics6 min read
Published in Politically Speaking·PinnedBARBIE© for PresidentSince when were intelligence and leadership ever prerequisites for public office? — When BARBIE© hit the market in 1959, she cost $3. But don’t be fooled by the low sticker price. Adjusted for inflation, that’s $29 in 2020. Which reminds me. The SDNY has been making some threatening noises about a certain other Barbie’s inflated invoices to her Daddy’s GREAT AMERICA SUPER-PAC…Politics6 min read
Published in Misogyny Central·9 hours agoQuantity Has A Quality Of Its OwnWhy fat women are highly underrated — I’ll confess to being a fan of slim, flat-chested women. Everyone has his or her kink, right? On the FetLife spectrum, mine is relatively harmless. How harmless is yours? An article I once published on the joys of loving small-breasted women attracted a shitload of abuse from pseudo-feminist trolls, some…Sex9 min read
Published in Misogyny Central·1 day agoWhy Five-Year-Old Girls Are Getting PregnantAnd your genitals are shrinking — No reasonable person would equate shrinking penises with an increase in pre-school pregnancies but Alex Jones has never been a reasonable person. Now that Elon Musk (Misogeny Central’s asshole of the month) has plopped down a cool $44 million to purchase the cesspool known as Twitter, expect a blossoming of…Sex6 min read
Published in Misogyny Central·2 days agoA Monster That Eats Its Own ChildrenAbortion is the wokest answer to the curse of White Supremacy in America — Payton Gendron, the Menendez brothers, Robert and Micheal Bever, the Carr children, Robert and Jeffrey Dingman, the neo-Nazi Freeman siblings— I could go on and on and on, but WTF. The list is endless. …Abortion11 min read
Published in Misogyny Central·5 days agoThe Texas All-State Spanking PartyEnjoying the 2022 mid-terms from top to bottom — While researching an earlier Misogyny Central article, I bumped into (pardon me, m’am) Miss Kelley May, AKA The Princess of Spanking and founding member of the Texas All-State Spanking Party (TASSP). I’d been under the impression that America was a single party system like President Obama once explained to deluded…Spanking6 min read
Published in Zone of Sulphur·5 days agoReplaceable You, Replaceable MeGreat Replacement theory isn’t something Tucker Carlson cooked up — Payton Gendron, whose Twitch nom de guerre is Jimboboiii, quite casually and methodically moved down 13 people with his assault rifle. An 18-year old pseudo-commando, Gendron stepped out of his video game universe to do some serious damage. It isn’t anything new. Just another mass murder. We’ve been conditioned to…2022 Buffalo Shooting11 min read
Published in Misogyny Central·6 days agoProctocology ExplainedBy every metric, we are all world-class assholes — Unwrapping my Medium Daily Digest today, there’s the excruciatingly predictable menu of mostly vacuous articles by wannabe writers. Among the contentless fluff is the woke young woman “writer” undergoing a crisis of the soul. In a previous essay, she grossly understated the number of men she’d slept with. Now she…Sex5 min read
Published in Misogyny Central·May 15On SpankingYou’re never too old to be humiliated by a woman (or a man) — Masculinity is highly overrated. There, I’ve said it again because doubtless you’ve heard it before. Explaining a cliche is a lot harder than repeating one and that’s not a pun. Nonetheless, here goes. First, some credentials During my years in a Catholic boys school, never a week passed that I wasn’t disciplined with…Sex6 min read
Published in Misogyny Central·May 13Maintaining Radio SilenceWhen the airwaves go dead, you know we’re in serious in trouble — It’s been almost two weeks — what the British call a “fortnight” — since the Biden administration announced its creation of America’s first “Ministry of Truth,” an Orwellian attempt at curtailing free speech in the ramp up to the 2022 mid-term elections. The so-called Disinformation Governance Board created within the…Homeland Security5 min read
