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New Year’s Eve at Mar-a-Loserville

Allergy alert: many of our guests may contain silicone

Hookers to the left, booze to the right…Here I am, stuck in the middle again… Credit: Twitter screen grab, source DailyMail.co.uk

Believe me. Any dude arriving at a New Year’s Eve party with the top button of his suit jacket fastened ain’t gonna get laid. But then, maybe Representative Matt Gaetz (R. Florida) doesn’t wanna get laid. Besides, what will Nestor say when the invoice for two overly inflated…