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The Clitoris in Art

The hooded goddess has been with us forever — “I will not have the mad Clytie, Whose head is turned by the sun…” Thomas Hood, poet (1799–1845) So says Thomas Hood. The word “Clitoris” derives from the Greek κλυτός (klutós), meaning “glorious” or “renowned.” It’s embodiment in art began with Ovid’s First Century recounting of the mythical goddess Clytie. …

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The Clitoris in Art
The Clitoris in Art
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Who Pushed Ivana Down The Stairs?

A lesson in revenge for patient ex-husbands — It’s anybody’s guess whether or not Jared will someday push Ivanka down the stairs. As per custom, the Trumps instruct Americans on how to live. In a society predicated on racism and greed, the “good life” means having to step over people, sometimes over their dead bodies. Melania, please take…

Politics

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Who Pushed Ivana Down The Stairs?
Who Pushed Ivana Down The Stairs?
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Politically Speaking

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Dear White People…

Tucker Carlson wants to tell you something — Fox News celebrity Tucker Carlson swears that he would never judge anyone by the colour of their skin. Not really. Having gone on record too many times to count, Carlson accused Black Lives Matter advocates of being a ‘mob’ and pointed out that immigrants make this country ‘dirtier.’ But exceeding…

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Dear White People…
Dear White People…
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BARBIE© for President

Since when were intelligence and leadership ever prerequisites for public office? — When BARBIE© hit the market in 1959, she cost $3. But don’t be fooled by the low sticker price. Adjusted for inflation, that’s $29 in 2020. Which reminds me. The SDNY has been making some threatening noises about a certain other Barbie’s inflated invoices to her Daddy’s GREAT AMERICA SUPER-PAC…

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BARBIE FOR PRESIDENT
BARBIE FOR PRESIDENT
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·1 day ago

Boobs ‘N Bullets Gets It Right

Finally something sensible from the maw of Lauren Boebert — Heck, any day would be a great day for Jeffrey Epstein’s client list to be made public. There are already more than a few versions of the list circulating on the internet but WTF, that’s what social media is for, right? My only reservation is that perhaps they should consult…

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Boobs ‘N Bullets Gets It Right
Boobs ‘N Bullets Gets It Right
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·2 days ago

World’s Dirtiest Man Dies Clean

Truly a loss for humankind — I picked up this dude hitch-hiking out of Las Vegas. Of course, any sane person would have picked up one of the many thousands of lovely sex trade workers plying their wares at curbside, but no, I had to pick up the world’s dirtiest man. It isn’t the dirt that’s…

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World’s Dirtiest Man Dies Clean
World’s Dirtiest Man Dies Clean
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·3 days ago

Downton Abbey Versus Bridgerton

Which is your go-to? — I’m a costume drama junkie. There, I’ve said it. My current obsession is Downton Abbey, although Bridgerton clocks in at a close second. My only regret is that since offering a post-series, one-hour sequel wherein the king and queen came to visit, there are no more Downton episodes. Zilch. Nada. …

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Downton Abbey Versus Bridgerton
Downton Abbey Versus Bridgerton
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·Jun 2

Sex Advice for Aging Lotharios

We feel your pain — Is this the message delivered by every woman foolish enough to follow you upstairs? If so, then Misogyny Central is here to help.

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Sex Advice for Aging Lotharios
Sex Advice for Aging Lotharios
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Zone of Sulphur

·May 30

The Blue Kiss

Lifting the lid to smell the rot — Author’s note to himself: They Worked for Franco One of the most notorious events of the post Cold War period in Europe has been the deafening silence that has existed…www.counterpunch.org Politics is a game of “pasar la pelota (passing the ball)” as Spaniards say. They should know. Their four major political parties (and a host of minor ones) are professional pelota passers but heck, that country has almost a thousand years more practice.

History

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The Blue Kiss
The Blue Kiss
History

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·May 29

How Low Can We Go?

Limbo-ing our way through another Memorial Day — That’s my grandfather’s draft card, age 59. He arrived in America at age seven (that’s “7”), in 1889, alone in the bilge of a rusting hulk of a ship.

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How Low Can We Go?
How Low Can We Go?
War

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