Published in Politically Speaking·PinnedDear White People…Tucker Carlson wants to tell you something — Fox News celebrity Tucker Carlson swears that he would never judge anyone by the colour of their skin. Not really. Having gone on record too many times to count, Carlson accused Black Lives Matter advocates of being a ‘mob’ and pointed out that immigrants make this country ‘dirtier.’ But exceeding…Politics6 min read
Published in Politically Speaking·PinnedBARBIE© for PresidentSince when were intelligence and leadership ever prerequisites for public office? — When BARBIE© hit the market in 1959, she cost $3. But don’t be fooled by the low sticker price. Adjusted for inflation, that’s $29 in 2020. Which reminds me. The SDNY has been making some threatening noises about a certain other Barbie’s inflated invoices to her Daddy’s GREAT AMERICA SUPER-PAC…Politics6 min read
Published in Misogyny Central·3 hours agoWomen“Boobs ‘N Bullets” Boebert Earns Misogyny Central’s Coveted “Oak Leaf Cluster”An oak leaf cluster has been added to Representative Lauren Boebert’s Idiot of the Week Award — I never quite understood how Representative Lauren Boebert (R. Col.) earned the nickname “Boobs ‘N Bullets” when she has hardly any boobs. Well, at least not in the Jane Mansfield/Sofia Loren sense of the term. Readers may recall that I shamelessly confessed to an attraction to flat-chested women but I’ll…Sex5 min read
Published in Misogyny Central·2 days agoAsshole Of The Month for July 2022Sheryl Sandberg is the one person most responsible for the cesspool known as Facebook — Mark Zuckerberg might be the unpretty “face” of Facebook, but the lovely Sheryl Kara Sandberg (net worth: $1.6 billion) is the one person most responsible for putting that platform on the map. When she joined Zuckerberg’s organization back in 2007, it’s annual revenues hovered around $150 million. By the time…Asshole Of The Month7 min read
Published in Misogyny Central·3 days agoBeauty That Stops A ClockHow Nancy Drew came to my rescue — There’s nothing like a clever woman to pull a man’s fat out of the fire. That’s what women have more or less been doing from the original quest for fire to spontaneous human combustion. I say “more or less” because, while fire is great for roasting marshmallows, I’m not looking…Book Review5 min read
Published in Misogyny Central·4 days agoAvoid This Nasty STDSeniors are a plague — Most folks think that seniors don’t have sex. On the contrary, they do have sex in limited capacities and configurations. What they also have is an aversion to Sexually Transmitted Diseases. And the absolute worst STD is “age-ism.” Make sexual overtures to your retiree neighbour to see what rejection really…Sex5 min read
Published in Misogyny Central·5 days agoFight Or Flight: Chronic Anxiety Is Killing UsThe flight impulse becomes lethal when there’s nowhere to fly to — Judging from the number of articles on social media platforms about how to flee the madness of the USA, it’s obvious that we’re a pretty stressed out society. Unfortunately, most of that trending advise is useless. The number who will actually join ex-pat communities abroad is predictably very small. Even…Advice8 min read
Published in Misogyny Central·6 days agoWhy Is Everyone Making White Supremacist Hand Signals?Even porn stars doing it — When taking snapshots, I often implore the subjects to dispense with the stupid hand signals. “Let’s have one without the obscene gestures, okay?” My partner thinks I’m just uptight. She says I’m too blunt, that I have communication problems. All the children are doing it which isn’t surprising. They get…White Supremacy5 min read
Published in Misogyny Central·Jun 29Idiot Of The Week for June 27, 2022Will Madison Cawthorn (R-N. Carolina) please claim his prize? — This Idiot of the Week Award represents a difficult, even painful decision. In the case of Marjorie “QAnon” Taylor Greene or Lauren “Boobs ‘N Bullets” Boebert or even Louis “Change the rotation of the earth” Gohmert, selection was a slam-duck. But Madison Cawthorn? Heck, this dude is far more complicated. …Politics5 min read
Published in Misogyny Central·Jun 28Fidelity Versus LoyaltyWhich attribute defines human culture? — We humans routinely confuse fidelity with loyalty. Most nations have laws pertaining to loyalty although they are seldom enforced, at least not when it comes to sedition and treason committed by the professional politician class and the uber-rich. I’m sure it was so in Roman times. They just didn’t call…Relationships5 min read
