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Francesco Rizzuto
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Who Pushed Ivana Down The Stairs?

A lesson in revenge for patient ex-husbands — It’s anybody’s guess whether or not Jared will someday push Ivanka down the stairs. As per custom, the Trumps instruct Americans on how to live. In a society predicated on racism and greed, the “good life” means having to step over people, sometimes over their dead bodies. Melania, please take…

Politics

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Who Pushed Ivana Down The Stairs?
Who Pushed Ivana Down The Stairs?
Politics

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Published in Politically Speaking

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Dear White People…

Tucker Carlson wants to tell you something — Fox News celebrity Tucker Carlson swears that he would never judge anyone by the colour of their skin. Not really. Having gone on record too many times to count, Carlson accused Black Lives Matter advocates of being a ‘mob’ and pointed out that immigrants make this country ‘dirtier.’ But exceeding…

Politics

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Dear White People…
Dear White People…
Politics

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Published in Politically Speaking

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BARBIE© for President

Since when were intelligence and leadership ever prerequisites for public office? — When BARBIE© hit the market in 1959, she cost $3. But don’t be fooled by the low sticker price. Adjusted for inflation, that’s $29 in 2020. Which reminds me. The SDNY has been making some threatening noises about a certain other Barbie’s inflated invoices to her Daddy’s GREAT AMERICA SUPER-PAC…

Politics

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BARBIE FOR PRESIDENT
BARBIE FOR PRESIDENT
Politics

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Published in Misogyny Central

·Mar 14

Meet Dexter

Horniest lemon on the planet — Who said that fruit isn’t sexual? Meet Dexter. He’s a lemon. Sort of. I swear that Dexter the lemon and my cat Mona Lisa are up to something salacious. The good thing about Dexter is that he never goes to the bathroom which is something Mona Lisa can’t avoid although…

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Meet Dexter
Meet Dexter
Relationships

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Published in Misogyny Central

·Mar 10

When Nice Ladies Wore Chastity Belts

It ain’t woke but then neither is slave trading — Author’s warning: The subject matter and images contained in this essay may offend some readers. Readers may have noticed a proliferation of articles by woke writers on the patriarchy’s use of various restraints to control women’s urges and secure exclusive access to sex. Putting a contemporary spin on historical curiosities…

Sex

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When Nice Ladies Wore Chastity Belts
When Nice Ladies Wore Chastity Belts
Sex

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Published in Misogyny Central

·Mar 9

Can’t BBQ A Condom, Y’all (sigh)

The down home wisdom of Marjorie Taylor Greene —

Satire

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Can’t BBQ A Condom, Y’all (sigh)
Can’t BBQ A Condom, Y’all (sigh)
Satire

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Published in Misogyny Central

·Mar 8

Marjorie Taylor Greene Hijacks The House Speaker’s Chair

Tell me you don’t believe in conspiracies! —

Government

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Hijacks The House Speaker’s Chair
Marjorie Taylor Greene Hijacks The House Speaker’s Chair
Government

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Published in Misogyny Central

·Mar 8

When Women Take Over The World

Looking forward to the day —

Sex

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When Women Take Over The World
When Women Take Over The World
Sex

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Published in Misogyny Central

·Mar 6

On Kindness

Without good role models, we become monsters — Came across this gem in my Twitter feed:

Kindness

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On Kindness
On Kindness
Kindness

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Published in Misogyny Central

·Mar 4

On Bullshit

America’s romance with Alternate Facts —

Bullshit

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On Bullshit
On Bullshit
Bullshit

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